rey: *chilling out on her iphone X in little hut*
rey: *suddenly hears the force bond sound effect*
rey: oh god please n
kylo: you got games on that phone
rey: *chilling out on her iphone X in little hut*
rey: *suddenly hears the force bond sound effect*
rey: oh god please n
kylo: you got games on that phone
Luke: you were turning towards the dark
Kylo: I was asleep
Luke: I could feel the darkness
Kylo: it was two in the morning
casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing
me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*
me: *is born*
me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,
hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !
i’ve seen adam driver in so many indie 20-somethings-who-are-bad-at-life movies since the last star wars that i’m gonna expect kylo ren to be playing the ukulele and smoking a blunt in a soho loft the whole film
luke: breathe. just breathe.
me (choking on my own tears): i can’t
